Quite possibly the most exciting adventure ever to be written about milk since Tolstoy’s epic novel, War & Milk. The perfectly plausible story of a father who goes to buy milk for his children’s breakfast cereal and winds up on an adventure that includes aliens, pirates and Wumpires (but not the handsome, misunderstood kind), dinosaur space police, lava lamps, a Volcano God and of course a time travelling Stegosaurus.